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I tried to kick a football with both feet at the same time.

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December 22, 2021

I tried to kick a football with both feet at the same time.

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Teddy Mizo

Some of my lil sisters blood got on me (not like that u sick fucks lol) and my big bro convinced me i somehow had fullblown AIDS...by saying typical human features were symptoms (eg red veins in my eyes) i believed him for 3 whole days and said goodbye to my freinds and everything...didnt let anyone touch me at summer camp. I was 8 lol.

Raynaldo Aldaco

I was about the same age and filled up a bucket of water at the beach, waited... hoping the water would "dry" and get hard enough so I could make a water castle.

Mark Grisham

The dumbest shit I did? You played the game when you're walking, close your eyes and try to open them at a point you have chosen? Well, I did it on a bike. Nearly ended under a car...

Roy Ruedas

I've put my finger on the blender blade thinking that it will stop like a fan blade, i have interesting scars on my pointing finger

Cassy Heichel

i thought Cold War happened in Russia during the Winter. Oh, and i really believed earth was black and white at some point because of the móveis and pictures.

Kristal MacKenzie

I put a loaded airgun at my eye and pulled the trigger because I wanted to feel the breeze. I forgot to check the chamber.... Thought it was empty. Thankfully, the bullet jammed. I still can't believe how lucky I am today. I would have been blind today.

Shannon Kilfoil-Russo

I was 4. Didnt beleive that the oven elememt was hot so i put my hands on it to test it . It was hot.

Simon Balzan

When Batman came to a shopping mall just outside of Vancouver in 1968 by helicopter, my mom took me to see him and somehow I got close enough to shake hands. I punched Adam West in the tummy and he laughed and called me a villain. I was 7 and he has been my hero ever since.

Doods Jet Cunanan

I don’t why I believed it but everytime when i saw an airballoon i cried because i believed somebody had died and was going to heaven that way. My father still mockes me about it.

Jessica Turnage

There you go

Emma Barr

My 5th birthday my parents said I was growing up so I went upstairs and shaved my face without any water or shaving cream. Ended up in the ER. Luckily no major cuts but missing both eyebrows.

Leno Fountain

I was 7 and threw a billard ball into the air... and observed how it comes back... right below it... well alas i have a cool scar to remember the day =\

Nwobodo Emeka Stanley

I tried to feed a bunny with a pear I found , it denied to eat it, then my sister fed it with the same pear and he ate it. So I did what any sane 5 year old would do I got angry and started jumping on the rabbit until I realized that it died. So my father made me watch while we burried him. Since then I'm scared to be near rabbits and I swore to love every animal and never hurt anything in my life. Still can't believe I did that even after 20 years

Cyndi Lu

Not believing farts smell, and passing out in the bathtub testing it out with a bucket.

Shahzana Mallick

When I was 3, first time seeing myself in the mirror, couldn't understand how it works. Then I covered my right eye expecting the half right of my body would disappear.

Saleem Raj

No one can beat the following : At the age when a child learns the rudiment of hygiene, I had asked a relative what "this" (a bottle of shampoo) was. The bottle was in the bathroom as well as my "potty" if you will. The relative apparently then explained me that one has to "scrub their hair" to wash it. The day went by and I eventually had to use my "potty". When that relative came back to ask if I was finished, my head was covered in excrement. I apparently scrub my hair with my number 2. I have no memory of this and believe to have been the source of unjustified and unfair mockeries over that story. Second story (which I vividly recall). I was ~ 2 years old and saw my mother gardening. She said how plants needed "special food" and water and with that anything would grow from the ground. Now, my mother would have a special kitchen closet where she would store marmalade, honey and other goods. I took some water and the jar of honey and pour it all over the dining room's carpet

Jesse Mason Capucci

I touched the tip of a lit cigarette because I didn't believe that it would actually hurt. I was wrong

Travis Miles

When I was 10 me and my friends watched Robbin hood and created a fortress in the woods and like 15 of us were playing there every day I was the second in command because my cousin was older. It quickly turned from a merry band to Tyrannical hegemony and imprisonment (we locked a "Slave" in our prison in the forest the whole night so we could see if it was a good prison, when his mother called we told her he went home) Introduced a caste system 1. Leaders 2. Captains two captains who acted as bodyguards one for each leader. 3. Soldiers 4. Slaves (the weak ones who were not soldier material) I almost died on my own stake trap 10 years later while cutting wood and my friend laughed who was a captain and injured his ankle in the small holes we made for leg breaking if we were attacked.

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